My real first name is Dawn-Marie (damn hippie parents). I have had to adjust my phone voice to that of a sultry siren because before when people would ask my name over the phone they would think it was Don Murray. I still get mail in that name from time to time.
In person they take one look at the boobies and know I am not a dude

lol
by the way.... what are these message boards rated? pg-13? r? nc-17? I didn't want to overstep my bounds and have our fabulous hosts PO'd at me