there are a few things id like to mention, not in any particular order:
ant sutures?! oh come on, how do these even work?!
stone circular barbells?! i bet they were externally threaded too
so many of people are in dire need of scalpeling to redirect their piercings up more, looks like they got plenty of room to stretch with. and their ear lobes or soooooo thick
magical ear weights that dont swing?!
large gauge septums with no droop?