Im with Quinnn on this one...
Jess: sooo, i probably shouldn't admit to this, but i nearly got some last night
Jagerick: Magpie in a Former Life: made my day all wetter
Jagerick: hard to hold on to pictures if you are holding onto your crotch
jali: i would suck 8=D for some 00 koi plugs.
JakeSimpson: in some circumstances... like if someone passes out during a rimjob and needs mouth-to-mouth.
Yogibear: sounds like jake will do just about anything to be a "tattoo artist"
JakeSimpson: well yeah.
JakeSimpson: anything to a chick, pro-bono.
JakeSimpson: to a guy, itll cost em.
JakeSimpson: or weird looking chicks... same rule as a guy.
Dirty Old Man: *rubs his junk on jake* JakeSimpson: damnit scott
JakeSimpson: i just got RID of the crabs you gave me last time.
Malarky: I am addicted to you.
profligate: who thinks sarah palin will be in playboy within 2 years if mccain doesn't get elected?
profligate: yeah...if there's one thing I'm not, it's a minute man
profligate: I usually wank for 1-3 hours at a time